Wild Wanted Ads
I felt very inspired by the NaPoWriMo prompt so I wrote out a few fun adds from various animal species.
Strong, fit, elegant, and beautiful Siamese queen seeking three aggressive, powerful, and handsome toms to participate in weekend orgy. Pure bred is a must. No strings attached.
Young, playful, and happy mutt bitch seeks a young, active dog. Breed isn’t a concern, just a similar size category please (I’m a mid-sized dog). Just looking for a friend and a good time for as long or as short as is desired. All things negotiable.
Lone female seeks lone male with territory. Was born from the pack across the east river and have now lived two summers as a lone wolf. Looking for a partner who has territory or at least has an idea for territory. Is willing to accept the responsibilities of being Alpha female and looking forward to motherhood. Lifelong commitment is expected.
Pride consisting of five lionesses seeks new pride males. All cubs are grown and gone. Must be capable of defending territory from hyenas and neighbors. Two males’ minimum, three is preferred. Golden manes are fine, but black manes are desired. Good territory with plenty of game and water. Willing to hunt in exchange for protection.
Full grown, fully fledged female seeks same in male. Territory has been scoped out and awaits support from a partner to claim. Male must be able to fly high altitudes and hunt efficiently. Male will be expected to participate fully in eaglet and egg care. Lifelong commitment and fidelity is required.